Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
You: It's because you're here.

Tate: hey your daughter just broke up with me
Tate: and this is crazy
Tate: but in 1994 I set my mom's boyfriend on fire and then I shot and killed fifteen kids at Westfield High. I murdered the gay couple who lived here before you, and i raped your wife
Tate: so hang out with me maybe

everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you